Shit My LPO Says

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The Legend of the Lone Sailor Legend has it that the Lone Sailor was a salty BM2 who gave zero fucks as he had only two weeks left in the Navy and was about to go on terminal leave. As he stood on the pier waiting for the duty driver to take him to the airport, he was approached by a crusty old Master Chief who didn't approve of his hands in his pockets. Furious that he got "shipmated" one last time right before going on terminal leave, he remembered that he recently co

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My dad told me a story about his time as a Recruit Division Commander at Navy boot camp at Great Lakes. One of his duties was to escort new recruits to the galley. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this galley: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!" Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?" The look on the faces of the other RDCs was priceless as 60 recruits yelled in unis

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Dependa Conference Day 1 events: 8-10 AM - Bulking Up: Packing it on that sturdy Dependa frame. 10-3 PM: Lunch (Special guest speaker to offer eating tips that reinforce the morning session). 3-4 PM - Air Ops: How to put your nose up there and keep it up there. Day 2: 7-9 AM: Righteous Indignance: How to effectively throw your spouse's anchor on and off base. 9-11AM: Navigation Skills: Advanced applications of and Righteous Indignance in the civilian world, including social m

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