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Are you Syriaous?


One day a young Marine ran out of the front gate, down the street and up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, sister, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two MPs ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a Marine about this tall?" The nun pointed to a bar across the street and replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs ran off, the Marine crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria." The nun said, "I understand completely." The Marine added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Syria either."

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